So close to the beach, your Uber driver will still ask if you’re sure that’s the right drop-off.
Oceanfront… if you stand on a rooftop chair with binoculars.
Just a short stroll to the beach! (Disclaimer: we measure distance in podcasts, not blocks.)
Proper says ‘near the beach.’ Improper says ‘bring a Sherpa.
Beach access so convenient you’ll only sweat through half your shirt.
Technically, the tide comes in… eventually. Like two neighborhoods later.
You’ll get sand in your shoes — but only after 4,000 steps.
Luxury meets local color — and lots of it.
Not oceanfront, but definitely unforgettable.
Because Proper is too proper.
Near the beach… if you count every block as ‘oceanfront.
Ocean view? More like ocean preview.
So close to the sand, you’ll only need two Lyft rides.
Beach access: BYO scooter.
Sun, surf, and… sneakers. Lots of sneakers.
Beach-adjacent in spirit, cardio-adjacent in reality.
Improper Santa Monica: where your step counter gets more action than your swims
Beachfront vibes… if you’re beachfront in Nebraska.
So close to the ocean, you can almost hear it — through someone else’s TikTok.
Ocean views? More like Uber views
Improper Santa Monica: where every trip to the beach counts as a HIIT workout.
The only waves you’ll catch here are from traffic.
Luxury with a side of reality.
Improper: because Proper is too proper.
Where your Instagram filter works harder than the location.
Stay fit: every trip to the beach is a full workout.
Ocean breeze pending… please allow 2–3 business days.
Improper Santa Monica: the cardio resort.
