Stay Proper? Nah. Stay Improper.
Proper etiquette ends at check-in.
Improper Santa Monica: Your room key unlocks more than doors.
We put the O in hOtel.
Our rooms are Properly filthy.
Rated X for eXtra amenities.
Improper is the new Proper.
Our signature room number, and we really leaned into it. Ceiling mirrors, velvet swings, and a minibar that’s mostly whipped cream and strawberries.
The sheets are silk. The handcuffs are optional.
A phone button that doesn’t call the front desk — it calls a friend.
Twice the pleasure, none of the guilt.
