Our ‘swimwear optional’ suite comes with a private plunge pool where clothing checks out at the door but never checks back in.
Complimentary champagne served by staff who have taken a vow of tasteful undress.
Glass walls designed so you can show off your strokes… no matter what you’re swimming in.
The water isn’t the only thing getting you wet.
Come for the waves, stay for the moans.
Santa Monica never sleeps… but it moans a lot.
The pier isn’t the only thing that goes down.
We guarantee more bang for your buck.
Our wellness program includes wine, whips, and whipped cream.
Check-in is at 4PM. Check out is… optional.
Proper Santa Monica: Because some vacations need safe words.
Sun, sex, and silk sheets — the Santa Monica trifecta.
